I should be copying notes. But failure has been my hallmark lately, so being the staunch preserver of traditionalism I am, here we go. I got this survey from Kaioshinluvr... I don't know how to do links. Shut up.

50 odd things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! These are not numbered correctly, but just 'go with it.'

What is your name?
Michael Solomon

Do you like blue cheese?
I’ve never had it.

Have you ever smoked heroin?
I have not. I’ve smoked opium before. Heroin, along with things like meth, are on my “never do this drug list.” However, in my lighter moods, I’ve thought if I were to do heroin, I would smoke it. You can’t smoke AIDS or Hep C.

Do you own a gun?
No. But lately, I’ve really wanted one. I’ll probably start out with a .38.

What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
Even though they were ubiquitous in Texas, I never went to Sonic.

Favorite Christmas Song?
None.

What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Milk, and then coffee.

Can you do push ups?
Yes.

What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I don’t wear jewelry. But I guess my favorite piece that someone else has worn would be that big-ass gold eagle that Ghostface Killah use to wear on his arm. That was fuckin’ hilarious.

Favorite hobby?
Hanging out in bars or reading, depending on my mood. Or both, depending on my drunkenness.

Do you work with people who idolize you?
I’ve got no fucking idea.

Do you have A.D.D.?
When I was a younger lad, I was partially diagnosed with ADD. However, people with ADD do not have withdrawal from Adderall, or so I’ve heard. If that is the case, then no, I do not have ADD, since I experienced some unfortunate withdrawal.


What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
That is much too personal.

Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment ~~~
- Do I know enough about Saravastivadan and Dharmakirti’s dharma metaphysics to actually be writing this paper that is due Monday.
- How much do I have to research methodology before I turn in the proposal for my honors project.
- Should I drink moderately tonight, or not at all.

Name 3 things you bought yesterday
6 20 gallon storage bins for the Yuai’s storage
Gas
Cigarettes

Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Milk
Coffee
Whisky

Current worry right now?
Why am I not being all badass at school work? What the hell, yo.

Current hate right now?
Two of my classes. Suck it classes that aren’t in my major or minor. Suck it hard. You are all useless.

Favorite place to be?
I don’t really know.

How did you bring in the New Year?
With a gaggle of Yuais. They made me toast with shitty champagne instead of the Scotch I brought. After that, I think Lenore and I started hitting each other… for fun. I miss that lass.

Where would you like to go on vacation?
China.

Name three people who will complete this?
No clue. Stop asking me. Jackass.

Who's answer do you want to read the most?
The above answer suffices.

What color shirt are you wearing?
A black shirt with white letters spelling the words “I’m The Guy Who Sucks” on the front, and on the back it says “lus I Got Depression”

Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I’d like to.

Can you whistle?
Yes.

Favorite color?
Black, blue, and green.

Would you be a pirate?
No. I don’t like rum so much.

What songs do you sing in the shower?
Station to Station by David Bowie, Fixin’ To Die by Bukka White, and 4th Chamber by GZA, RZA, Killah Priest, and Ghostface Killah.

Favorite girl's name?
I don’t know.

Favorite boy's name?
I don’t know.

What's in your pocket right now?
Wallet, a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, two pencils, a pen, and a key to one of the lockers in the library.

Last thing that made you laugh?
When I was watching The Venture Bros. last night.

Best bed sheets as a child?
I don’t remember.

Worst injury you've ever had?
I’ve had a lot of minor injuries. The worst was when I fell down the stairs going to the VR, sprained my ankle, was carried downstairs by some of the Physics professors, anesthetized my pain with shots of Bacardi 151, and then walked to Sage on my sprained ankle. That shit sucked.

Do you love where you live?
I don’t like Appleton. I like Lawrence fine, but not the town. I’d rather be in Madison.

How many TV's do you have in your house?
One in Phi Tau, three at my house.

Who is your loudest friend?
Ben

How many dogs do you have?
I’ve never had a dog before.

Does someone have a crush on you?
I’m pretty sure one person still does. There may be more, I don’t know.

What is your favorite book?
The Sound and The Fury by William Faulkner

What is your favorite candy?
Crunch Bars.

What is your favorite sports team?
The Detroit Lions. Because sucking is what they do, though the tend to suck a little less each year. Hopefully they will win the NFC Championship or Super Bowl when I am retired.

What song do you want played at your funeral?
“The Big Ship” by Brian Eno

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Either watching The Venture Bros. or smoking a cigarette.

What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Moving my alarm clock so I have to walk to turn it off? Best idea I’ve had in a long time.